tomorrow is the DAY, Bitches!

I just have to get through today at work and I get to go home and pack for Chicago. I am going to visit the "other man" and I just can't wait to see him. (wink wink, nudge nudge) I mean, seriously ladies..who dosen't want to lick him?

Now for the big question, what do I pack? I am a cronic over packer..and you should see the shoes I have ready for the trip. This could get difficult. I am there for 2 nights so really that means I need to preselect at least 4 outfits based on what I project my mood to be while I am there..2 going out outfits and two wandering the city eating and shopping outfits..not to mention you KNOW I will buy something that I can't wait to wear while I am there..this is oh so tricky.

(Awesome, now I have "Tricky" stuck in my head. Great.)

Argh! I am going to forget something I need, I just know it..do you think Jon will let me borrow a toothbrush? ;)

so sleepy

I have no clue what my issue is, I am so fricking tired and grumpy today that I think someone is pushing my self-destruct button. I have the worst allergies right now (hello Illinois summer) and the stupid nighttime sudafed is clearly killing me 12 HOURS LATER..WTF?!?!?!? Isn't this stuff supposed to wear off so you can proceed with your life as planned?? I could fall asleep right now, I think it gave me narcolepsy. This ought to be fun..
Pleasepleasepleaseplease be done by friday, I can't be sick for my Chicago weekend!

ohdearlordkillmenow..

Seriously....
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
SHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh my god....I am going to crap in my hand and throw it at her in 2.3 seconds....

Does anyone know of a company hiring in St. Louis that offers a pension and benefits..I have got to get out of here!!!!!

This is not directed at you, dear reader, but I must get something off of my chest

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!! NOBODY IS LISTENING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Okay...I feel slightly better..

Seriously, one day I will find a way to record of audio of what it sounds like in my office all day looooooong. It is enough to make me scream! Especially at one specific co-worker who I truly believe talks just to hear her own voice, and she is so snotty that she has the gall to talk about other people being LOUD! Oh. Dear. Lord. SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!

This will be why I end up in either the funny farm or lock up..

not happy right now...

Here is another of my pet peeves...do not send me a random distressed/upset email that I wont receive until AFTER you log out and then run away with your phone turned off so I can't reach you..I think my blood pressure is roughly double what it should be right now...seriously. my fingers tingle. Not pleased... Kinda want to scream.

Baffled by our new "upgrades"

I don't think the IE7 likes the blogger site..This is my second attempt to post today..
Anywho, it is finally friday and I couldn't be happier. (except I work until 7:30 again, I could be happier if I were off at 5:00, so I guess I am a big liar)
This weekend is actually not packed with uber-expensive crap so I may just get to relax and not abuse my poor checking account for once..I am trying out this whole responsible thing since I am now 30. I am kinda hoping I can talk my hubby into setting up the pool again but I may need to settle for going to someone else's pool ::sigh:: what a horrible terrible very bad world, eh?
I am still gearing up for my train trip to Chicago in a week..I love traveling! I love flying and trains especially..I don't really like road trips if they will last over 4 hours and I have never ever riden on a bus (I don't plan to either) but train and plane travel is aces with me!! I just have to keep thinking of all the cool stuff that is coming up so that I can keep motivated..Chicago! Jamaica!! Ahhhhhh! Everything seems right with the world again..

out of my pet peeves, this is the winner

If we are having a conversation about anything, do me a solid and LISTEN. Please don't attempt to anticipate my next question and answer what you think I may have been asking, LISTEN TO THE QUESTION. If you do not have the ability to do this then we should not converse. ever. It just starts to feel like I am having a totally different conversation than you are, and then it begins to feel like a game of "how many ways can I phrase this question before I get an actual answer to it"
That game makes me want to take a cue ball and slam it into your face, just so you know.

To Summarize: Please be an active member of our conversation. Said another way: Please listen actively and not passively. One more time for the kids: If you do not listen to me when I speak, you will bleed. You will also probably be confused by what happened to you face because you were having an imaginary conversation with yourself the entire time.

That is all.