sorry, I have been MIA lately.

There has been a lot going on! I will be able to tell you all about it soon but for now I have to keep that little tidbit of news under wraps. I do, however, have a new obsession. It is called my brand new, bright red, locking  lidded crock pot. I know, I know..how lame, but seriously I love it. It is pretty and I can throw stuff in it in the morning and I come home and that magic little pot made me dinner. The inventer deserves a medal or a lap dance, I don't know..something good.
In related news, I scared the crap out of husband this morning when I woke up after a dream dripping with pink jelly beans and decided that I should just get started on some crock pot cacciatore. He woke up to me in the kitchen chopping onions and decided the only logical explanation had to be that I was sleepwalking? SERIOUSLY! He thought I was chopping onions in my sleep and stumbled downstairs to save me from my self-inflicted demise at the hand of a sharp knife and my own slumber. He's a truly wonderful husband and he cracks me up.

Why does random crap always happen to me when no one else is around to see/hear it???

So I am in the bathroom here at work and someone else walks in (I assume) in mid conversation (with themselves or on the phone, couldn't tell but I didn't hear anyone else.) and I hear "If it wasn't for coffee I don't think I'd ever pooh." Ummmmmmmm....Okay, do you know how hard I had to work to stifle my laugh?? Then as I washed my hands and got the heck out of there I turned off the bathroom light (it's habit at home, I'm green yo.) and then had to switch it back on and get out of there before I lost it...I'm smooth.

I'm feeling a little excited, I'm feeling a little burned out

Okay, I think I am going to try something new on here...How about a theme day? I need to get back to the writing I used to love, and I think I need to do it quickly.
That being said I am going to start a theme day (maybe wednesday, maybe tuesday?) in which I will post the writing style I used to be proud of, Music. Lyrics, poetry..it can be anything but I really had a lot to say back then and I am pretty sure I still do, If only I can find it.